Sorry it’s not interactive. Just got find a bit of paper or something!

Across 

2. How an old phone gets your attention. 

4. Stare deeply into your air plant for this message to make sense. 

5. You're blocking the sun, with that short facsimile. 

6. Sounds like that falcon snatched it, fool.

7. Pressing out the wrinkles in Harry, Graham and Damon, and what Kate was running up.

11. Hand, clutch, or bin, all led to multiple mothers’ ruin.

12. Did he say 'unhand me, girl'? 

14. Jewellery can mess up emo gals. 

Down 

1. The messy rib room was getting the point.

3. Her glade lair is messy.

8. These rider cup winners are in a pro-handicap. 

9. The stove top? Bravo! It's concerning. 

10. He ran from the police to become an Englishman in New York. 

13. This donkey had to be paid for. 

But what does this mean? 2/4 1/6 0/3 2/6